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Joaquin Phoenix “Raps,” Falls Off Stage

by John on January 18, 2009

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Remember a couple months ago when Joaquin Phoenix claimed that he was retiring from making movies in favour of a career in music? Most people probably assumed that he would produce a country-rock album, considering the critical praise that his Johnny Cash cover songs were met with for the Walk the Line soundtrack in 2005. However, it’s probably fair to say that not many people predicted Phoenix would opt, instead, for a career as the next Fiddy Cent.

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The Internet is a Very, Very Scary Place

by John on January 6, 2009

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Meet Joynice Kanellis, a 23-year-old janitor from — depending on which of his Internet message board profiles you believe — somewhere in Californica. Joynice loves Pokemon and anime. Joynice also enjoys talking to himself, which he does quite frequently. Here is Joynice’s personal forum. There are 30 defined subcategories on Joynice’s forum, for the purpose of specific discussions ranging from MLB to professional wrestling. There are 2,270 posts on Joynice’s forum, and 1,093 topics. And there is one user registered on Joynice Kanellis’ forum. That lone user? You guessed it: Joynice Kanellis.

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