From the monthly archives:

February 2009

The Worst Thing Ever

by John on February 18, 2009

in bizarre stuff

Not just the worst movie poster ever, but possibly the worst thing ever. And that includes both World Wars. Granted, I haven’t seen the film, but that seems rather irrelevent at this point. Every time someone looks at this poster, an art design major with a thankless job in marketing drops dead.

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Schwarzenegger Is Expendable!

by John on February 18, 2009

in movies,news

According to JoBlo.com, Arnold Schwarzenegger has joined the cast of Sylvester Stallone’s upcoming film The Expendables. The movie is a sequel to Rambo, but not really. It’s about a team of mercenaries sent to do shit; shit happens, shit blows up, and there’s lots of gunfire and one-liners. Sounds good. Apparently, the Governator will just [...]

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Predictions for the 2009 Academy Awards.

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According to some website I can’t be bothered to refer to by name, Mel Gibson has dismissed any chance of a Lethal Weapon 5. The Jew-loving actor said, “I couldn’t imagine going back there to try to revive that one. I think we got everything we could out of it…. Of course these [sequel offers] [...]

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Playing Catch-Up

by John on February 16, 2009

in movies,music,reviews,reviews,TV

I haven’t had much free time lately, hence the lack of posts. So I figured I’d play some catch-up today. Let’s go! I saw Two Lovers on Saturday (go figure). It was pretty good. Joaquin Phoenix’s performance was typically impressive, Gwyneth Paltrow played an annoying whiny bitch rather perfectly, and the direction was aptly low-key. [...]

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